• High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

ziakid:

when you dream about a fictional character you know youre in too deep

courtneywirthit:

train faces on my morning commute.

courtneywirthit:

train faces on my morning commute.

douhgnut:

if you look really closely you will see a little black dot and if you look really really really closely you will see that the little black dot is a whale breaching out of the water

douhgnut:

if you look really closely you will see a little black dot and if you look really really really closely you will see that the little black dot is a whale breaching out of the water

late-nightlove:

BRO WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE